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Tu Madre, TardreEpisode: 16 of 16
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We have received our first comment! This is an exciting time indeed. A gentlemen who goes by the name of Tardre has written a verbal response to one of our shows. We discuss this in great detail and try to decipher the hidden meaning behind his words. The Order of the Fez has but one [...]
Stuck Together…Fuck Together?Episode: 15 of 16
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It has been over a month since the last time we spent time together. The holidays have taken our money, and we are just now getting back on our feet. We took some time to think about our lives and how we can bring positivity back to society. Thank God for siamese twin stories! In [...]
A Not-So-Merry ChristmasEpisode: 14 of 16
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Santa Claus. Reindeer. Elves. These are the things people think of when the word Christmas is mentioned. By now, you realize that the Order of the Fez has nothing in common with ordinary people. This week, we celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior by exploring the other side of winter’s dark holiday. Do Siamese [...]
Sophistication…With A Side Order Of TardEpisode: 13 of 16
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Vulgarity and crudeness are not the only things The Order of the Fez bring to the table. Oh no. This journey into our inner souls will disclose the hidden sophistication that lies within each of us. Hirschel joins us as we discuss ways to be sophisticated and whether or not we possess those skills. Is the [...]
Saving The World One Chinese Baby At A TimeEpisode: 12 of 16
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This week, we have a very special guest host joining us. Goldstein, Gideon’s brother, has blessed us with a fresh perspective of the world. Since this week we are celebrating Thanksgiving, we thought of ways we could change the world and make it better. The Order of the Fez has decided that we should adopt [...]
Negroes With Bats…The Good KindEpisode: 11 of 16
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It’s a special sports edition brought to you by Gideon and Seth Hitler! Schlomo is mourning the loss of his cat, and therefore is not able to join us for this episode. Join us as we delve into various sports discussions, including: our fantasy football league, which NFL players we could actually beat in a [...]
Death Becomes UsEpisode: 10 of 16
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With our growing popularity, we have begun to fear that death is right around the corner. Legends such as John Lennon, Martin Luther King, Jr., and Abraham Lincoln have been gunned down because they were ahead of their time. Knowing this, we have decided to talk about how we want our funerals to take place and the celebrations [...]
Schlomo’s Deliverance WeddingEpisode: 9 of 16
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Apparently, Schlomo goes to a wedding every other weekend. More than likely, he is the guy in the corner staring at everyone and moaning softly to himself. His latest wedding adventure is discussed in detail this week. Schlomo gets himself involved in another awkward and mildly scary situation with one of the “locals”. Also discussed: [...]
Fecal FantasiesEpisode: 8 of 16
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Schlomo is obsessed with shitting, so we delve into this mysterious action. Where would we like to take a shit? What is the proper method and technique? How do you avoid an itchy asshole? We also explore the rather interesting universe of sex with food. No, not incorporating food into the act of love-making. We discuss actually [...]
Seth Is One Year Closer To DeathEpisode: 7 of 16
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In this episode, we celebrate the birthday of Seth Hitler. We give Seth full reign of the topics for this edition. What are Daniel Larusso, Mr. Myagi, John Kreese, and other favorite characters of The Karate Kid doing today? Why doesn’t the United States go ahead and take over Canada and Mexico? Which handicap would [...]
People I Hate SongEpisode: 6 of 16
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The Order of the Fez is unveiling the new intro to Gideon’s “People I Hate” segment. When three minds of this magnitude come together to create enchanting music, only one result is possible: greatness. However, we felt that the listeners should listen to it first so we could use your feedback and make it even [...]
Election of DoomEpisode: 5 of 16
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For the last year, America has been focused on who will win the presidential race. Schlomo, Gideon, and Seth Hitler have come together to discuss far more important details. Which candidate will bring us closer to nuclear holocaust? Who do we think would be the perfect candidate? What can the candidates do to make us [...]
Scary Fucking Halloween ShowEpisode: 4 of 16
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Halloween has been a celebrated tradition for years. However, the Order of the Fez looks past the bull shit and takes a look into the deep dark secret of Halloween: pedophilia. Is there a better time for fear to strike than on this haunted night? We think not. Parents, lock your children up on October 31st, [...]
Homeless SlaveryEpisode: 3 of 16
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Are you tired of the homeless population? You’re not alone. Schlomo, Gideon, and special guest Hirschel discuss how to make homeless slavery a profitable business for everyone. Also on this episode: which animal would you like to punch and Gideon’s “People I Hate”. Send all comments to orderofthefez@gmail.com.
Toilets GaloreEpisode: 2 of 16
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In this episode, Schlomo and Gideon are joined by special guest Hirschel as they discuss the finer details of bowel movements. Hirschel is interrogated about not taking the electric rascal that was sitting on his street unattended. Finally, listen to a weekly segment by Gideon known as “People I Hate”.
IntroductionEpisode: 1 of 16
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A brief intro to the podcast by Schlomo.